This dude is my gay lover
hes so funny
iff never u hurt him i will kill u betch
hes so funny
iff never u hurt him i will kill u betch
FIRST OFF:
1. Who are you?: I would be James, slag.
2. Are we friends?: No, I hate you so much. (L)
3. When and how did we meet?: Idk. I think a friend added us to a convo and we just was like OMGILYYOUAREAMAZING<3
4. Do you have a crush on me?: Psht, who doesn't?
5. Would you kiss me?: For 10 dolla.
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.: Boobs, because I always call you that.
7. Desc
ribe me in one word.: OMGWTFBBQSAUCE.
8. What was your first impression?: OH NO IT'S A GIRL FFS. I WANT HOT GUYS.
9. Do you still think that way about me now?: No, I learnt you have a penis.
10. What reminds you of me?: You, you talk to me every day, I don't need remindin' XD
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?: Head.
12. How well do you know me?: Like, not at all. Rofl. We are great friends though.
13. When's the last time you saw me?: When you sent me this stooped quiz 10 seconds ago.
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?: Umm. No? XD
15. What is that something?: I just said no, fucktard.
16. Why haven't you asked me out?: We are already going out, stoopid.
17. Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?: No, 'cause I am too lazy.
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF:
18. I died from suicide: Idk, call you stoopid. LOL.
19. I said I liked you: You already say ily every day.
20. I kissed you: Say you must have big lips to be able to kiss me from that far away.
21. I lived next door to you: Scream BOOBS! And then visit you every day.
22. I started smoking: Your choice, idc.
23. I stole something: Ask you to bring me to steal something next time.
24. I was hospitalized: Slap you on the forehead because you couldn't hit me back. And laugh at you because you're disabled. LOL.
25. I ran away from home: Well, we're next door neighbours so you can easily come next door to me. X]
26. I got into a fight and you weren't there: Well, wtf can I do about it? Ask you how much you beat their stoopid asses?
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
27. Personality: Omg yew rawk.
28. Eyes: Never really looked at them, they're probably pretty.
29. Face: Um.. Round?
30. Hair: Ilyourhair. <3
31. Clothes: Never really looked at them, they're probably stylish.
32. Mannerisms: Idk. You hold a knife and fork? XD Wtf, does mannerisms mean?
33. Family: They're hot in bed.
WOULD YOU:
34. Be my friend?: Already there, mayte.
35. Have sex with me?: Already done, mayte.
36. Lie to make me feel better?: Lol, no. Fuck that. I'd tell you your butt looks big in that dress.
37. Keep a secret if I told you one?: I'd try, not very good at it though. :S
38. Loan me some cash?: Fuck you, I already said we can go steal stuffs.
39. Hold my hand?: For 10 dolla.
40. Take a bullet for me? For 20 dolla.
41. Keep in touch?: Already doin' that.
42. Try and solve my problems?: I can try, but I have the intelligence of a moose.
43. Love me?: For 10 dolla, already said.
44. Date me?: If you gave me head every day for the rest of my life, niggatits.
